February 2012
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spicyshimmy asked: ahhh, is it your birthday? IF SO, i hope it is an AMAZING one! and if there is ever anything that i can write for you, it would be both honor and pleasure! still, if today is that day, i hope it is tremendously wonderful!
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Double-solitaire Scrabble
Hawkeye: Here you go, Margaret. Put your torch out on that.
Margaret: I don't have a torch, pal. I've got smoldering embers. I could have a bonfire if I didn't keep running into guys who only wanted to get their hands warm.
Hawkeye: Well, one day you'll find Mr. Right.
Margaret: Yeah. The latest Mr. Right just left. I've got the only heart in Korea with a revolving door. Well, no more, buddy-o! From now on I check them first to see they meet the minimum standard requirements.
Hawkeye: And what are they?
Margaret: 20% of my father... 10% Scully, about 10% of you--
Hawkeye: Oh, thank you.
Margaret: 3% of Frank Burns and 2% of my ex-husband.
Margaret: ...1% of my ex-husband.
Hawkeye: Maybe you and I are just too choosy. We're both waiting for a custom fit in an off-the-rack world.
Margaret: Sounds like a long wait.
Hawkeye: Well, I have just the thing to pass the time away. You ever played double-solitaire Scrabble?
Margaret: Double-solitaire?
Hawkeye: Yeah. You make whatever you can outta what you got, and I make whatever I can outta what I got. And we don't score off each other. And if you need any extra letters like a "Y" for "sympathy", you can borrow one of mine.
Margaret: How many points do I get if I find "L-O-V-E"?
Hawkeye: You win the game.
Margaret: "Harknrf". Well, I guess I keep looking.
Feb 27th
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Scully: I don't want that, Margaret! If I were an officer I'd have to hang around with 'em. I don't like officers.
Margaret: I'm an officer.
Scully: Well, that's not the same. You're a nurse. That's an honorary thing, just so you can boss around a bunch of nurses. But not men, not real soldiers.
Margaret: Is that so? Well, let me tell you something, soldier. I'm damn proud of these. [grabs her lapels] Nobody gave them to me. I earned them. And I'm just as much a major as any other major. You'll notice these leaves come in gold, not pink for girls and blue for boys.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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SUDDENLY I have a fucking truckload of nostalgic feelings about The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, so I think I’ll make a post about that because fucking hell if Scrooge isn’t right up there in the roster of Great Comic Characters. I get the feeling that Don Rosa’s version of Scrooge McDuck doesn’t get the appreciation it really deserves outside Europe anyway. ...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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What if
there was a Supernatural/Community crossover special and the great plot twist at the very end is that Leonard is God. What if.
Feb 23rd
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aberrantarbiter asked: I honestly always saw you as a sort of irl animating haddock.
Feb 22nd
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astharoze asked: gonna just ship you with captain haddock. or maybe that's more of a mental association because he's your icon. OR BOTH.
Feb 22nd
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luckyspike asked: i ship you with john jameson
Feb 22nd
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bloodredflamia asked: I'd totes ship you with Sleuth, but Slick would be jealous and stab you, so I'm gonna say Snowman 0u0
Feb 22nd
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Anonymous asked: I ship you with path.
Feb 22nd
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msroxylalonde asked: I FOREVER SHIP YOU WITH SPIKE but barring Spike I totally ship you with Spades Slick. Idek why XD
Feb 22nd
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Who would you ship me with?
trainedbrofessional: banandersnatch: enenkaydoodles: Tumblr user edition. I’m gonna doodle responses like- lightning fast. DO IT. i’m prepared to get fifty billion alex/bana asks in class so i can’t doodle but yes… Inbetweening is damn boring but it needs to get done tonight so LET’S DO THIS Y/Y? I have attention span of a bee.
Feb 22nd
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luckyspike: teacandy: detectivedeathmachine: phemiec: Are people tired of drunk Roxy jokes yet? Too bad biptches. Frick I hate trying to format comic posts on tumblr. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA Roxy totally ships her alcoholic beverages. Oh my god this needs to be on my blog right now Sanna let’s start this fandom I will go down with this ship YES...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Anonymous asked: I started reading Tintin in a large part because your icon made Haddock look really endearing. (He is!)
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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There's going to be a 6 episode web series of... →
Feb 19th
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Academic Adventures Are Here Again
Holy heck I just finished the complete dissertation, third draft, just in time for Tuesday’s deadline. “The representation of Vodou in film - How are the negative perceptions of Vodou reinforced through film?” 41 pages about Vodou in film 41 fucking pages let me just
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Anonymous asked: I just went trough your art tag, and not only was I amazed by beautiful and expressive pictures, you also made me laugh so hard troughout all of it my whole body hurts, my face is full of tears, and I couldn't breath so long it made me dizzy, dissorianted and even made my teeth tingle. Now I'm sitting here in a happy blissful state slightly saddened that it's over. In short: you are...
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Someone explain this to me
Sanna: it never ceases to confuse me why writers put in non-romantic pairs that would work as a romance ten billion times better than the established canon romances
Spike: RIGHT WHY?
Sanna: it's like if they put pizza ingredients on the table in a cooking show
Sanna: and then announced that today's recipe is cabbage soup
Sanna: why would you do that? WHY?
Spike: hahahahaha omg
Sanna: there is being a cocktease and then there is just not making any fucking sense
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Some of Klinger's Section 8 stunts
Is on guard duty naked. Threatens to blow himself up with a hand grenade because Major Burns has forbidden to wear his scarf. Constructs a hang glider and tries to escape with it from Korea. Pretendes to be pregnant. Pretends to only be able to speak in Arabic. Writes a blackmail letter to General Mitchell, threaning to send his wife a picture of himself and say her husband cheated on her...
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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“There are so many things I was so sure I’d have in my life by now. And every...”
– Margaret Houlihan (M*A*S*H, S10E11, “The Birthday Girls”) 
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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